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Insults and Responses for Insult Arm Wrestling
Insult: Today, by myself, twelve people I have beaten.
Reponse: By the size of your gut, I'd guess they were eaten.
Insult: I've got muscles in places you've never heard of.
Reponse: Too bad none of 'em are in your arms!
Insult: Give up now, or I'll crush you like a grape!
Reponse:
I would if it would stop your WINE-ING.
Insult: My ninety-eight year old grandmother has bigger arms then you.
Reponse: Yeah. but we both got better bladder control then you do.
Insult: I'm going to put your arm in a sling!
Reponse: Why, ya studying to be a nurse?
Insult: My stupefying strength will shatter your ulna into a million pieces!
Reponse:
I'm surprised you can count that high.
Insult: Hey, look over there!
Reponse: Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a three headed monkey.
Insult:
Your knuckles I'll grind to a splintery paste!
Reponse: I thought that bean dip had strange taste.
Insult: Your arms are no bigger than fleas I have met.
Reponse:
So that's why you're scratching, I'd go see a vet.
Insult: People consider my fists lethal weapons
Reponse: Sadly, your breath should be equally reckoned.
Insult:
Only once have I met such a coward!
Reponse: He must've tought you everything you know!
Insult: You're the ugliest creature I've ever seen in my life!
Reponse:
I'm surprised you never gazed at your wife.
Insult: My forearms have been mistaken for tree trunks.
Reponse: An over-the-counter defoliant could help you with that problem.
Insult:
I've out-wrestled octopi with these arms!
Reponse: I'm sure that humbled creatures everywhere are humbled by your might!
Insult: Do I see quivers of agony dance on your lip?
Reponse: It's laughter that's caused by your feathery grip.
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