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NUMBER
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DESCRIPTION
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EPISODE
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001
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It is a prime, overriding duty to
contact other lifeforms, exchange information, and, whenever possible, bring them home.
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003
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By joining Star Corps. each individual
tacitly consents to give up his inalienable rights to life, liberty, and adequate toilet facilities.
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005
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The ship's computer may be replaced
when its actions lead to the gross endangerment of personel.
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147
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Crew members are expressly forbidden
from leaving their vessel except on production of a permit. Permits can only be issued by the Chief Navigation Officer, who is expressly forbidden from issuing them except on production of a permit.
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169
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States that in a emergency hologram
situation, the holograms must be placed on a time share schedule.
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Season 5
Episode 4
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195
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Clearly states that in an emergency
power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive.
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Season 4
Episode 4
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312
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All quarantine berths must provide minimum leisure activities.
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Season 5
Episode 4
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349
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Any officer found to have been
slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights.
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497
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A crew member must work to earn credits for food.
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592
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In an emergency situation involving two
or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichever officer can program a VCR.
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595
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Allows you to keep people in Quarantine
for a period of 3 months, however if the people can use 699 to demand a re-screening after five days, if no trace of disease is found they can leave Quarantine.
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Season 5
Episode 4
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597
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One berth per registered crew member in Quarantine.
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Season 5
Episode 4
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699
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A quarantined crew member can request a
re-screening after a period no less than 5 days.
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Season 5
Episode 4
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723
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Terraformers are expressly forbidden
from recreating Swindon.
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997
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Work done by an officer's doppleganger
in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.
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1694
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During temporal disturbances, no
questions shall be raised about any crew member whose time sheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on.
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1742
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No member of the Corps should ever
report for active duty in a ginger toupee.
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Season 6
Episode 1
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1743
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No registered vessel should attempt to
transverse an asteroid belt without deflectors.
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Season 6
Episode 1
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5796
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No officer above the rank of mess
sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.
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Season 6
Episode 1
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5797
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A crew member is unable to enter the
ship for the safety of the crew when in an area of chameleonic lifeforms.
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Season 6
Episode 1
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7214
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To preserve morale during long-haul
missions, all male officers above the rank of First Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts.
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7713
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The log must be kept up to date at all
times with current service records, complete mission data, and a comprehensive and accurate list of all crew birthdays so that senior officers may avoid bitter and embarrassing silences when meeting in
the corridor with subordinates who have not received a card.
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34124
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No officer with false teeth should
attempt oral sex in zero gravity.
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Season 6
Episode 2
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43872
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Suntans will be worn during off-duty hours only.
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68250
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A Rabbi shall sacrifice one or more
chickens in an attempt to solve a crisis situation.
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Season 6
Episode 4
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196156
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Any officer caught sniffing the saddle
of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.
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Season 6
Episode 5
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