David Lister Facts
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He is the last male human alive, because he was safely sealed in the stasis room of Red Dwarf when there was a radiation leak
that caused the deaths of the entire crew. He was revived 3 million years later by the onboard computer, Holly, after the radiation had dispersed.
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At the age of 6 weeks, he was left in a box labeled, Ouroborus, under a pool table in a pub in Liverpool.
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He attended art school, but left after 97 minutes, when he realized that he was required to attend lectures starting first
thing in the afternoon.
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At age 19 he joined a band called Smeg and the Heads, whose greatest composition was a song called "Omm".
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He spent ten years working as a trolley attendant at a local supermarket.
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He joined the Space Corps and was assigned to the Jupiter Mining Corporation vessel Red Dwarf as Third Technician.
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His major responsibility is maintaining the ship’s vending machines.
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He loves playing his guitar (and thinks he’s a diva).
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He lives on a diet of lager, curry, and pompadoms.
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He was put into stasis for smuggling a unquarantined cat onto the Red Dwarf.
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His dream is to marry Kristine Kochanski, have two sons, Jim and Bexley, live on a farm in Fiji, and open a chain of Hot Dog
and Doughnut Diners.
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